San Marino
by Ted’sGiraffyBand
SCOTLAND OUT, UK TOO PRUDE: TEDDY & MABS JUMP TO SAN MARINO! 🇸🇲 After UK snobs rejected their "Nutty Sound" for being too wild, Teddy🧸 & Mabs🦒 are taking their fire to San Marino! London’s loss is the world’s gain. With Teddy’s burning trumpet and Mabs’ pirate-ska skate stunts, the arena is shaking! It’s loud, it’s glitzy, and it’s pure Madness. The hall is rocking, the stage is burning—12 points to the Skank! Forza San Marino! 🎺🔥🛹
[Intro] [Fast, bouncy Ska-beat] [Bright, punchy Trumpet Fanfare - high energy] Ladies and Gentlemen Please welcome real Madness! Ted and Mabs are in the house! [trumpet hit] [Walking Bassline] [Verse 1] [male Spoken-singing style, cheeky British accent] Got my Sunday suit on, slightly tight (that‘s right) Polished shoes for the party tonight (allright) The TV’s on, the sound is loud (be proud) We are the kings of the living room cro~owd! The neighbor’s knocking on the wall (Boing Boing) He says: "Keep it down in the hallway hall!" (Oh -No) But I say: "Mate, it’s the best time of the year! Grab a drink and get over Get get get get over here!" Allright! [Pre-Chorus] [Staccato piano chords] [Short trumpet stabs: Pa-pa-pa-pamm!] One step! (Beyond!)[trumpet] Two steps! (To London!) Three Steps down! (To the ground) JUMP- JUMP -JUMP AROUND COME ON JUMP - JUMP - JUMP AROUND [Verse: High Soprano female opera singer] The night is rising cold and bright, [Staccato] Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! [Rapid Coloratura Run] Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! [High Soprano female opera singer] [Chorus: Epic and Powerful] Queen of the night, Queen of the night, [Staccato] O-o-o-o-o-o-o-p-e-r-a! [Extreme High Note] Ah! San Marino! All across the map from east to west We’re putting our sanity to the test! [Chorus] [High energy, Heavy Trumpet Section, Sing-along] It’s our house, and it’s Eurovision! Glitter and kitsch, that’s our mission! Twelve points here, and twelve points there Throw your hands up in the air! JUMP- JUMP -JUMP AROUND COME ON JUMP - JUMP - JUMP AROUND The wind machine is blowing, the singer’s out of key But that’s exactly how it’s supposed to be! [Bridge] [Slow down, rhythmic handclaps] [Whispered/Shouted] Hey you! Don’t watch that! Watch this! This is ska ska ska ska ska This is ska la la la la This ska ska ska ska ska This is ska lala lala. The heavy, heavy E.S.C.-Sound! JUMP- JUMP -JUMP AROUND COME ON JUMP - JUMP - JUMP AROUND JUMP- JUMP -JUMP AROUND COME ON JUMP - JUMP - JUMP [Verse: High Soprano female opera singer] The night is rising cold and bright, [Staccato] Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! [Rapid Coloratura Run] Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! [High Soprano female opera singer] [Chorus: Epic and Powerful] Queen of the night, Queen of the night, [Staccato] O-o-o-o-o-o-o-p-e-r-a! [Extreme High Note] Ah! San Marino! Take my hand and dance to that little Gaga sound! Take my hand! Dance all around! Round and round and round! C‘mon now: JUMP- JUMP -JUMP AROUND ho COME ON JUMP - JUMP - JUMP AROUND JUMP- JUMP -JUMP AROUND hey COME ON JUMP - JUMP - JUMP AROUND This is ska ska ska ska ska This is ska la la la la This ska ska ska ska ska This is ska lala lala. The heavy, heavy E.S.C.-Sound! [Trumpet Solo - Fast and frantic] [Outro] [Chaotic, fun finish] Our house! In the middle of the voting! Our house! We are the stars! Vote for Teddy & Mabs! Come on one more time: Take my hand and dance to that little Gaga sound! Take my hand! Dance all around! Round and round and round! C‘mon now: JUMP- JUMP -JUMP AROUND ho COME ON JUMP - JUMP - JUMP AROUND JUMP- JUMP -JUMP AROUND hey COME ON JUMP - JUMP - JUMP AROUND This is ska ska ska ska ska This is ska la la la la - hey chicas! This ska ska ska ska ska This is ska lala lala. The heavy, winner E.S.C.-Sound! Play it loud!! With the sequins and the coating! Twelve points! Douze points! [Verse: High Soprano female opera singer] The night is rising cold and bright, [Staccato] Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! [Rapid Coloratura Run] Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! [High Soprano female opera singer] [Chorus: Epic and Powerful] Queen of the night, Queen of the night, [Staccato] O-o-o-o-o-o-o-p-e-r-a! [Extreme High Note] Ah! Forza San Marino! [Final loud Trumpet blast] [Male Lead singer] Finito [End]